Calling the world’s okayest moms!

Do you spend your days worried about how you’re going to pay for your kids therapy bills in twenty years? Don’t remember the last time you showered? Do you buy a package of Oreos for the school bake sale and call it “good”? If so, you’re in good company! I am SO INSANELY EXCITED about this surprise anthology project, #MOMFAIL. And if you’re anything like me, I think you’ll enjoy reading about everyone else’s screw ups, too. 😉

Read on for the blurb to #MOMFAIL and be sure to add it to your GoodReads list today!

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Everyone just stop for one bleeping minute so we can all get real with each other. Being a mom is some tough $#!†. You’re constantly wearing questionable substances that make you ask, “is this chocolate or … oh, crap …” and your purse is merely a receptacle for three-week-old snacks and broken crayons.

Let’s be honest … even when we’re doing this “mom” thing right, we’re somehow doing it completely wrong.

Pardon us while we dust off our collective Mother of the Year trophy and proudly present you with an epic anthology of #MOMFAILS.

*Stories inspired by real life (unless you’re a cop, then it’s all complete fiction). Names and situations have been changed to protect the guilty (and by guilty, we mean the moms). Because motherhood is a battlefield and we’re all just trying to survive by any means necessary.

Click here to add to GOODREADS!

My fellow bloggers, you can sign up for the release over here! We have cover reveal and review opportunities available!

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