Birthquake is now LIVE!!!

FBNowLiveGuess what!? Birthquake is LIVE!!! Pick it up today on Amazon or read for FREE on Kindle Unlimited!

Amazon US  |  Amazon UK  |  Amazon Canada  |  Amazon Australia

Check out my interview with USA Today’s HEA Book Blog over here!

Enter the RaffleCopter Giveaway.

Enter to win a signed paperback on GoodReads.

And don’t miss my giveaway over on Facebook.

Plus, you can read the prologue, including the hysterical “meet cute” between Jeff and Henley right now on my blog! I absolutely ADORE these characters and Jeff is so awkwardly charming.

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Here’s what bloggers are saying about Birthquake …

“This book will make you laugh out loud and swoon. What more could you want?” – Meaghan, Love Infinity Book Blog

Birthquake might be a seismic rom-com, but it’s also laced with truths and poignancy, and it’s absolutely wonderful because of it.” – Beth, Panda & Boodle

“I truly wish I could attach my giggles and downright belly laughter recordings to my review for all to hear!” – Casey, Three Girls and a Book Obsession

“The fact that the book had me laughing one moment, and bringing back pleasant memories the next and just had me smiling is one of the BEST things I could say about this book. It was by far, one of the most riveting and pure fun rom-coms of the year!” – Marie, Marie’s Tempting Reads

“Rib-tickling romantic comedy which is like a breath of fresh air. I laughed my way through the book, highlighted like crazy and will INSIST that you read this extremely enjoyable book and laugh your pretty asses off!!” – Shabby, BookBistroBlog

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Before you read …

Next week, my fourth novel, Birthquake, releases. And there are a few things I want you, the reader, to know before you dive in …

Yes. It’s a rom-com. The hilarious shit show that is Henley and Jeff’s love story is truly one of a kind. With that said, this isn’t your typical rom-com. If you have a vagina, and especially if you’ve ever experienced or thought about carrying a human being all up in those lady parts (or consequently been carried around in a uterus for nine plus months), then I think this book will personally resonate with you on some pretty fantastic levels.

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SURPRISE!!!

Momma got a makeover! We love #MOMFAIL so much that we decided to give her the royal treatment and spruce up her wardrobe a lil’ bit. What do you think of her new look?! I, for one, am in LOOOVE!

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Let’s get real.
Being a mom is hard. And the women who make it look easy? They’re just better at lying. Trust us. We’re all bad at this.
Have you ever sent the wrong thumb drive to school with your daughter, only to have her stupid-hot teacher discover your erotica stories?
Tried to recapture the magic with your husband, only to be blocked by a child at every turn?
Remember blissfully turning on your breast pump only to howl in pain?
Or how about that doctor-ordered dry spell that just never ends after having a baby?
Oh yeah, we’ve been there. Pardon us while we dust off our collective Mother of the Year trophy and proudly present you with an epic anthology of #MOMFAILS.
Featuring this amazing lineup: Alissa York, A.M. Willard, BL Berry, Carina Adams, Claudia Burgoa, Crystal Burnette, Dylan Allen, Faith Andrews, Gia Riley, J.A. DeRouen, Kate Anslinger, Leddy Harper, LK Collins, LL Collins, Marie James, Piper Rayne, Riann C. Miller, Shari Ryan, Stephanie Rose, Stephie Walls, SM West, TL Swan, Teresa Michaels, and foreword written by: Nicole Kane Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Snag it today on any of these platforms while it’s still 99-cents!
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Grab Your Sippy Cup of Wine!

Go grab your sippy cup, fill it with wine and get that #OneClick finger ready, because #MOMFAIL IS NOW LIVE and 99-cents for a limited time!!!

Amazon    Kobo    iBooks    Nook

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#MomFail

24 Authors. 24 Mom-Coms. 

Everyone just stop for one bleeping minute so we can all get real with each other. Being a mom is some tough $#!†. You’re constantly wearing questionable substances that make you ask, “is this chocolate or … oh, crap …” and your purse is merely a receptacle for three-week-old snacks and broken crayons.

Let’s be honest … even when we’re doing this “mom” thing right, we’re somehow doing it completely wrong.

Pardon us while we dust off our collective Mother of the Year trophy and proudly present you with an epic anthology of #MOMFAILS.

*Stories inspired by real life (unless you’re a cop, then it’s all complete fiction). Names and situations have been changed to protect the guilty (and by guilty, we mean the moms). Because motherhood is a battlefield and we’re all just trying to survive by any means necessary.

Featuring this amazing lineup: Alissa York, A.M. Willard, BL Berry, Carina Adams, Claudia Burgoa, Crystal Burnette, Dylan Allen, Faith Andrews, Gia Riley, J.A. DeRouen, Kate Anslinger, Leddy Harper, LK Collins, LL Collins, Marie James, Piper Rayne, Riann C. Miller, Shari J. Ryan, Stephanie Rose, Stephie Walls, SM West, TL Swan, Teresa Michaels, and foreword written by: Nicole Kane Knepper.

Join the #MOMFAIL Zone for today’s release party, all day long!!!
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Calling the world’s okayest moms!

Do you spend your days worried about how you’re going to pay for your kids therapy bills in twenty years? Don’t remember the last time you showered? Do you buy a package of Oreos for the school bake sale and call it “good”? If so, you’re in good company! I am SO INSANELY EXCITED about this surprise anthology project, #MOMFAIL. And if you’re anything like me, I think you’ll enjoy reading about everyone else’s screw ups, too. 😉

Read on for the blurb to #MOMFAIL and be sure to add it to your GoodReads list today!

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Everyone just stop for one bleeping minute so we can all get real with each other. Being a mom is some tough $#!†. You’re constantly wearing questionable substances that make you ask, “is this chocolate or … oh, crap …” and your purse is merely a receptacle for three-week-old snacks and broken crayons.

Let’s be honest … even when we’re doing this “mom” thing right, we’re somehow doing it completely wrong.

Pardon us while we dust off our collective Mother of the Year trophy and proudly present you with an epic anthology of #MOMFAILS.

*Stories inspired by real life (unless you’re a cop, then it’s all complete fiction). Names and situations have been changed to protect the guilty (and by guilty, we mean the moms). Because motherhood is a battlefield and we’re all just trying to survive by any means necessary.

Click here to add to GOODREADS!

My fellow bloggers, you can sign up for the release over here! We have cover reveal and review opportunities available!