Tag: #MOMFAIL

SURPRISE!!!

Momma got a makeover! We love #MOMFAIL so much that we decided to give her the royal treatment and spruce up her wardrobe a lil’ bit. What do you think of her new look?! I, for one, am in LOOOVE!

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Let’s get real.
Being a mom is hard. And the women who make it look easy? They’re just better at lying. Trust us. We’re all bad at this.
Have you ever sent the wrong thumb drive to school with your daughter, only to have her stupid-hot teacher discover your erotica stories?
Tried to recapture the magic with your husband, only to be blocked by a child at every turn?
Remember blissfully turning on your breast pump only to howl in pain?
Or how about that doctor-ordered dry spell that just never ends after having a baby?
Oh yeah, we’ve been there. Pardon us while we dust off our collective Mother of the Year trophy and proudly present you with an epic anthology of #MOMFAILS.
Featuring this amazing lineup: Alissa York, A.M. Willard, BL Berry, Carina Adams, Claudia Burgoa, Crystal Burnette, Dylan Allen, Faith Andrews, Gia Riley, J.A. DeRouen, Kate Anslinger, Leddy Harper, LK Collins, LL Collins, Marie James, Piper Rayne, Riann C. Miller, Shari Ryan, Stephanie Rose, Stephie Walls, SM West, TL Swan, Teresa Michaels, and foreword written by: Nicole Kane Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Snag it today on any of these platforms while it’s still 99-cents!
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Grab Your Sippy Cup of Wine!

Go grab your sippy cup, fill it with wine and get that #OneClick finger ready, because #MOMFAIL IS NOW LIVE and 99-cents for a limited time!!!

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#MomFail

24 Authors. 24 Mom-Coms. 

Everyone just stop for one bleeping minute so we can all get real with each other. Being a mom is some tough $#!†. You’re constantly wearing questionable substances that make you ask, “is this chocolate or … oh, crap …” and your purse is merely a receptacle for three-week-old snacks and broken crayons.

Let’s be honest … even when we’re doing this “mom” thing right, we’re somehow doing it completely wrong.

Pardon us while we dust off our collective Mother of the Year trophy and proudly present you with an epic anthology of #MOMFAILS.

*Stories inspired by real life (unless you’re a cop, then it’s all complete fiction). Names and situations have been changed to protect the guilty (and by guilty, we mean the moms). Because motherhood is a battlefield and we’re all just trying to survive by any means necessary.

Featuring this amazing lineup: Alissa York, A.M. Willard, BL Berry, Carina Adams, Claudia Burgoa, Crystal Burnette, Dylan Allen, Faith Andrews, Gia Riley, J.A. DeRouen, Kate Anslinger, Leddy Harper, LK Collins, LL Collins, Marie James, Piper Rayne, Riann C. Miller, Shari J. Ryan, Stephanie Rose, Stephie Walls, SM West, TL Swan, Teresa Michaels, and foreword written by: Nicole Kane Knepper.

Join the #MOMFAIL Zone for today’s release party, all day long!!!
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STOP for One Bleeping Minute…

#MomFail Cover Reveal

Coming July 25, 2017

Blurb:

Everyone just stop for one bleeping minute so we can all get real with each other. Being a mom is some tough $#!†. You’re constantly wearing questionable substances that make you ask, “is this chocolate or … oh, crap …” and your purse is merely a receptacle for three-week-old snacks and broken crayons.

Let’s be honest … even when we’re doing this “mom” thing right, we’re somehow doing it completely wrong.

Pardon us while we dust off our collective Mother of the Year trophy and proudly present you with an epic anthology of #MOMFAILS.

*Stories inspired by real life (unless you’re a cop, then it’s all complete fiction). Names and situations have been changed to protect the guilty (and by guilty, we mean the moms). Because motherhood is a battlefield and we’re all just trying to survive by any means necessary.

Featuring this amazing lineup: Alissa York, A.M. Willard, BL Berry, Carina Adams, Claudia Burgoa, Crystal Burnette, Dylan Allen, Faith Andrews, Gia Riley, J.A. DeRouen, Kate Anslinger, Leddy Harper, LK Collins, LL Collins, Marie James, Piper Rayne, Riann C. Miller, Shari J. Ryan, Stephanie Rose, Stephie Walls, SM West, TL Swan, Teresa Michaels, and foreword written by: Nicole Kane Knepper

Pre-Order 99 cents NOW!

Nook: http://bit.ly/2sDn1hY

Kobo: http://bit.ly/2sOmXdx

iBooks: http://apple.co/2s8PAQF

Goodreads: http://bit.ly/2qRoJZE

Add Your Own #MomFail Here: http://bit.ly/2t40XNX

Join The #MomFail Judgement FREE Zone: http://bit.ly/2t3NbuV

Get Your Amazon New Release Alert: http://bit.ly/2s8vLJp

Disclaimer

You do not need to be a mom to read these stories. If you’ve been around children (Dads, Aunts, Uncles, Grandparents, Cousins, Step Parents, Foster Moms/Dads, Day Care Provider, Nannies, or Babysitters), then you will find a story in the mix that you can probably relate to. Basically, we’re a bunch of hot-mess moms who think our life “fails” are pretty funny.These stories were intended to be short, and offer you different flavors of motherhood fails by twenty-four authors who have their own parenting styles. There are no cliff-hangers, but we purposely kept the stories under five thousand words so we could include as many ‘mom authors’ as possible.If you would like more content, each of us have our personal links at the end of each story, and we have a general Facebook page where moms who make mistakes can come together and share in the humor we experience as parents.

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How about a lil’ Afternoon Delight?

MomFailFINALAhhh!!! Afternoon Delight is DONE and ready for the #MOMFAIL anthology! It’s been a long time since I’ve been *this* excited about a lil’ short story (and yes, it’s short — about at 15-20 minute read, but OH SO MUCH FUN!).

My ARC Team has the story loaded on their kindles and the early feedback is nothing short of fantastic. Tara is one of my most favorite characters I’ve ever penned as she is the epitome of a ridiculous mom desperately trying to get everything right from her sex life to raising her triplet boys to not be little assholes.

Having read a handful of the pieces, I can say with complete confidence that #MOMFAIL is one book that is totally different than anything else on the market. No, you don’t need to have kids to appreciate the stories inside … hell, you don’t even have to LIKE kids to enjoy the book. But you’re sure to find yourself in side-splitting stitches as you laugh (and maybe even cry) page after page.

If you’re interested in getting your hands on an advanced copy of the Afternoon Delight short story, come and join my ARC team! There are actually TWO review opportunities available right now — one for Afternoon Delight and a second for reviewing the Love Nouveau audiobook on Audible.com!

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Calling the world’s okayest moms!

Do you spend your days worried about how you’re going to pay for your kids therapy bills in twenty years? Don’t remember the last time you showered? Do you buy a package of Oreos for the school bake sale and call it “good”? If so, you’re in good company! I am SO INSANELY EXCITED about this surprise anthology project, #MOMFAIL. And if you’re anything like me, I think you’ll enjoy reading about everyone else’s screw ups, too. 😉

Read on for the blurb to #MOMFAIL and be sure to add it to your GoodReads list today!

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Everyone just stop for one bleeping minute so we can all get real with each other. Being a mom is some tough $#!†. You’re constantly wearing questionable substances that make you ask, “is this chocolate or … oh, crap …” and your purse is merely a receptacle for three-week-old snacks and broken crayons.

Let’s be honest … even when we’re doing this “mom” thing right, we’re somehow doing it completely wrong.

Pardon us while we dust off our collective Mother of the Year trophy and proudly present you with an epic anthology of #MOMFAILS.

*Stories inspired by real life (unless you’re a cop, then it’s all complete fiction). Names and situations have been changed to protect the guilty (and by guilty, we mean the moms). Because motherhood is a battlefield and we’re all just trying to survive by any means necessary.

Click here to add to GOODREADS!

My fellow bloggers, you can sign up for the release over here! We have cover reveal and review opportunities available!

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